Hello aliens from the another planet (: My mighty name is clarissa chiang yiying! Other aliens who don't know how to pronounce clarissa, calls me cuhleah or yiying(which is my alien name). I appeared on this planet Earth on 24121993, which is also christmas evee for those idiots thinking why this day sounds so familiar (: I totally believe in the cruel harsh reality this world has thus, I love ranting about it. I adore kids, I love kids. I used to dream about giving birth to a whole soccer team, but soon, I dropped the idea thinking about all those pain. Kids are like, so cute? I don't understand why people just don't like kids. They are joys of your life. I planned my whole life alread, like, when I'm gonna get married, when I'm gonna give birth to my first love, when I'm gonna strike TOTO/4D and become rich, when to retire, when I'm gonna start touring the whole world with my future hubby before I die, and when I'm gonna start staying at home to wait to die.
The last thing I want to say, I rock.